Girl: *Bend’s over to pick something up*

Old Nigga: Well excuse me little fine tenderoni can i holla at ya real quick 


  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.


i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”