cartel:

when will they make water proof books so I can read in the shower or bath

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

(via the-bitchextraordinaire)

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I need more clothes.

me everyday when getting ready (via vauo)